Amber Alert

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 12/14/2015 at 23:15 • Filed to: Amber alert

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Car allegedly stolen with children inside... Why a one and three year old were left in a car long enough to get stolen, I have no idea. That would best case scenario. Worst case is that it’s actually a kidnapping. Stay safe.

BigBlock440 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/14/2015 at 23:26

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Why a one and three year old were left in a car long enough to get stolen, I have no idea

Shit happens fast sometimes. I read a story a year or two ago about a woman picking up a kid from daycare, car was stolen with the baby inside while the mother was inside getting the other kid. Less than 5 minutes.

scoob > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/14/2015 at 23:31

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:\ Read as Ace Ventura...

wafflesnfalafel > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/14/2015 at 23:38

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Police just found the car abandoned with both kids ok.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > BigBlock440 12/14/2015 at 23:41

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Very true. Sounds like any parent’s worst nightmare.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > wafflesnfalafel 12/14/2015 at 23:45

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Jesus. That’s a relief.

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/14/2015 at 23:56

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Got it too. I guess all clear they've been found.

OPPOsaurus WRX > wafflesnfalafel 12/15/2015 at 00:02

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Dude probably shit himself when he realized there were kids in the back.

Tapas > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/15/2015 at 03:43

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Ok, I can say this now that the children have been found.

This is EXACTLY why I leave a hungry racoon in my car! It’s what you do when you step away from your car real quick.

I usually put it in the trunk before my gf gets in. But no! My gf (now ex) just had to return to the car before me without letting me know!

....And I thought she knew me. Anyway, hope those lacerations on her face are healing well.